im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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