i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
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I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Houston, we have a blender
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
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You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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