I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Is it penis luge time yet?
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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