Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
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why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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