So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
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Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
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Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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