she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
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george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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