I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Let's get the cat blown out
Who died my cat blue again?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
Randomize
