i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
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i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
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no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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