Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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