You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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