In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
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I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
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Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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