her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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