I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
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I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
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So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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