did you get engaged???
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
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If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
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Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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