Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
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I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
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First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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