hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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