I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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