One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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