Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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