You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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