I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
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Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
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I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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