The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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