I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
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I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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