Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
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let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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