my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
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i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You need a sexual gate keeper
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All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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