Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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