Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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