they need to just BURY HIM!
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
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Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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