Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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