I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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