ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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