Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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