Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
