Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
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i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
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I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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