Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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