she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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