ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
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Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
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Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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