She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
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i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
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So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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