i permit you to call me
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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