Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
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Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
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But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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