it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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