On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
