I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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