this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
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my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
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i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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