Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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