this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
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I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
so much tequila, so little girl.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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