I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Randomize