Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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