as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
i need some magic done to my vagina
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Randomize
