Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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