it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
