does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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