dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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