Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
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An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
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On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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