I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Randomize
