i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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